I'm on platform at Darlo waiting on LNER 8:02 ' Sir' so a civilised guard, is that allowed? I expect guard to be thinkingt cur and just pronounced it betterTrain left Todmorden on time.
Northern Great with bikes. Space already taken by 2 other bikes. Cheerful guard said to put mine wherever I could. And he called me 'sir' when asking to see my ticket!