- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly!
This should help.Just making sure that CC is slightly ahead of the curve and is prepared for the inevitable.![]()
Michael Gove is too busy making public information films featuring himself for anyone in government to pay attention.Use the Boy Scouts mnemonic device of "STOP", which stands for "Stop, Think, Observe, and Plan".
We should probably forward this advice to pm@gov.uk
Ah yes, like the classic "wear a sports bra if you've got 'moobs'"...Michael Gove is too busy making public information films featuring himself for anyone in government to pay attention.
Nice one dude. Probably way more prepared than the government.Just making sure that CC is slightly ahead of the curve and is prepared for the inevitable.![]()
All very good,except for no. 7! WhTF is going to rescue you? I'm already outta here, err, there, although IF someone does build a raft and can get across the North Sea, I've got a spare bedroom and can put someone up for a short while until the mess is, *ahem*, sorted out!This should help.![]()
The Turks?All very good,except for no. 7! WhTF is going to rescue you? I'm already outta here, err, there, although IF someone does build a raft and can get across the North Sea, I've got a spare bedroom and can put someone up for a short while until the mess is, *ahem*, sorted out!![]()
..to him.Michael Gove is too busy making public information films featuring himself for anyone in government to pay attention.
Flaw in your plan. It'll be cheaper to wipe your bottom on £5 notes than to buy toilet roll. Plus, because they are plastic, they can be washed (although they'll feel like San Izal).I've stockpiled toilet paper and will be selling it for £10 a roll. I also have a secret source of free range meat, which I will sell as "long-tailed quail". Might taste a bit gamey, but that'll be the sewers.