Queen of the double entendre

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Tim Lewis
Yep you heard it here first...
Nigella will not be doing a turkey this year, she will however be roasting a nice bit of pork😂
 

MichaelW2

Veteran
This is neither the thyme or the plaice for kitchen based puns.
 

matticus

Über Member
Marks out of one?
I'd give her one!
Oooh, maaaaatron ... etc ...
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
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Hexleybeef
My favourite double entendre, stolen from Sorry I haven’t a clue.

“Who can forget the look on Una Stubbs face as Lionel Blair pulled off 7 Angry Men without the use of his mouth. “

it’s a completely innocent observation about Give Us a Clue. And anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
 

Yellow Fang

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Reading
My favourite double entendre, stolen from Sorry I haven’t a clue.

“Who can forget the look on Una Stubbs face as Lionel Blair pulled off 7 Angry Men without the use of his mouth. “

it’s a completely innocent observation about Give Us a Clue. And anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
I remember it more like "Who could forget the look of shock on Una Stubb's face as Lionel Blair pulled off Twelve Angry Men in under three minutes".

Lionel Blair had a bit of a sense of humour failure about being the butt of those jokes.
 
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