Is this ridiculous or what?

[Eziemnaik]

Americans should be happy Columbus' offspring is not a litigatious lot

 

[Salad Dodger]

Will he also be sueing New Zealand? They, too, have stolen his surname and applied it to a town.

 

[Arrowfoot]

Probably the greatest driver yet. But outside of driving not the sharpest tool in the shed and his fashion sense has been talk of the town for years or the lack of it.