Froome Conspiracy Theories

Discussion in 'Pro Cycling (Road and Track Racing)' started by KneesUp, 19 Jun 2019.

  1. byegad

    byegad Legendary Member

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    Surely you mean the faked moon landings?
     
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  2. OP
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    KneesUp

    KneesUp Veteran

    I did think that he has better colour than I do even though he has just lost 2 litres of blood - but then he lives in Monaco and rides a bike for a living, whereas I work in an office in northern England, so it could be that.
     
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  3. yello

    yello Legendary Member

    I reckon Froome is naturally pale as f*ck anyway. Seems that way to me at any rate.
     
  4. Dogtrousers

    Dogtrousers Kilometre nibbler

    Here's a picture of Froome being taken to hospital. The Swiss trains run on time so it was the best way. He was holding a disco ball to stabilise the fractures.
    2d291a70bdf5e428e3beb9f7f157be90--jimmy-somerville-mirror-ball.jpg

    Oh, hang on. Sorry. That actually is Jimmy Somerville.

    And come to think of it, it was Thomas who crashed in Switzerland, so the Swiss trains are irrelevant.

    I've just undermined my own conspiracy.
     
  5. yello

    yello Legendary Member

    It's an easy mistake to make. I mean, both may have been ramped up on amphetamines at some time or another... ;)
     
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  6. mjr

    mjr Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

    That's an utter disgrace.

    He put his bike in the wheelchair area. That must be the most evil thing Ineos have ever done.
     
  7. DRM

    DRM Über Member

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  8. pawl

    pawl Guru

    Add Lord Lucan to the list riding shergar.
     
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  9. Lloss

    Lloss Active Member

    Crasher Froome as he was known in his Barlow days is a bit of a con man where accidents are concerned..
     
  10. Adam4868

    Adam4868 Veteran

  11. Lloss

    Lloss Active Member

    Crasher is a cheat and lives in a make believe world can anbody remember his so called crash on a training ride in Monaco that nobody saw and nobody was reported he was not injured and his bike did not get a scratch.
     
  12. Adam4868

    Adam4868 Veteran

  13. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Inside my skull
    That testicle looks a bit swollen. He's going to need an operation for that.
     
  14. mjr

    mjr Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

    I wonder if it will inspire him to start a charity to raise awareness using yellow silicone wristbands? I hear that can be a side effect of some "treatments".
     
  15. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Yes ice or unusually high temps for me. Most other weather I'm fine.
     
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