Froome Conspiracy Theories

Discussion in 'Pro Cycling (Road and Track Racing)' started by KneesUp, 19 Jun 2019.

  1. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Leeds
    Yeah but who made the grassy knoll...On the moon ???
     
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  2. lane

    lane Über Member

    Sunday Sport. Classic.
     
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  3. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

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    Oop North (ish)
    What has the moon got to do with it not like anybody has been there
     
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  4. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Inside my skull
    Elvis
     
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  5. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull

    Ermmmm speak the Clangers about that.
     
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  6. Slick

    Slick Veteran

    Exactly. :okay::shy:
     
  7. I dismissed the theories out of hand at first, then I talked to an A&E consultant.
     
  8. yello

    yello Legendary Member

    You can't just leave it there!

    (said the traffic warden to Elvis on his B52 on the moon)
     
  9. Mugshot

    Mugshot Cracking a solo.

    Of course it's all shenanigans. The only footage just happens to be of a teammate admonishing him for arsing around?
    "Oooo, be careful Chris, you might crash into a wall or something."
     
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  10. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

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    To fuel the fire, IF he has suffered a compound fracture which would result in blood loss, in my case a lot of blood loss, I'm surprised they didn't move him for 2 hours.
     
  11. Dogtrousers

    Dogtrousers Kilometre nibbler

    I'd be inclined to indulge some of this if the only source was Ineos. After all I would trust Brailsford as far as I could throw him, probably less. He's one of those guys who, when his lips move, you can tell he is lying. (Actually, with Brailsford you can also tell from his hand movements)

    But the fact that doctors have made statements about this makes me poo poo it all. Doctors - especially those not in the direct employ of Team Evil - are a touch more trustworthy.

    (First person to say "Dr Freeman" gets a slap. Kick up the arse for the first to say "Dr Ferrari".)
     
  12. Mugshot

    Mugshot Cracking a solo.

    Mr Dogtrousers, are you saying that we are to trust the doctors and then adding the caveat that we're not allowed to suggest that some doctors that may be associated with cycling are not the paragons of virtue we should expect them to be? How very unsporting of you!
     
  13. Bonefish Blues

    Bonefish Blues Banging donk

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    52 Festive Road
    I see what you did there :smile:
     
  14. Shipman, Crippen?
     
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  15. Dogtrousers

    Dogtrousers Kilometre nibbler

    I know. I'm a rotter. :smile:
     
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