Not forgetting the pogo stick and chopper and clackers.If I hadn't been otherwise engaged today I'd have phoned in and used the words 'space hoppers", "love plums" and "executive toys" when describing an imaginary rash on me nads.
Fear not my antipodean friend. You can always rely on me for pre pubescent humour and childish tittering. I've served my country and have two parchments, so unlike my critics I've actually earned the right to behave how I likeWell, I'm out of this thread. What started as lighthearted humour has been hijacked, and has now deteriorated.